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  • me: pale, dark hair, skinny, tall, ray bans...i know what you are
  • dude: say it, out loud
  • me: average looking white boy
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    Gets high. Puts pants on.

    Says aloud, “UGH these pants feel so FUCKING NICE.”

    I like tight pants. A lot.
    The ones where they’re uncomfortable as shit right after you wash/dry them. So tight that it hurts. But you know that in a half hour, they’re going to fit you perrrrrrrfectly for like, two weeks <:>

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